I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
Portraits of Kristen Wiig photographed by Armando Gallo (x)
I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%
the others…they’re not you.
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
honestly i dont care if u guys know my full name and know what town i live in like if u wanna come find me just do it if u wanna hang out then thats cool if u wanna come murder me then thats even better
i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god they fucked up”