it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg

How do you tell someone you want to have phone sex with them and send them photos of your plump wet vagina and supple tits?

Is this like serious? Whatever okay.
#gettingmyselfoff #thensleeping #wishiwashavingsex #ugh #hastag

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started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower


if you want an ugly girlfriend that likes to do nothing but listen to music and nap hit me up