it took me 10 years to realized his head went into the shape of a leg
How do you tell someone you want to have phone sex with them and send them photos of your plump wet vagina and supple tits?
Is this like serious? Whatever okay.
#gettingmyselfoff #thensleeping #wishiwashavingsex #ugh #hastag
if you want an ugly girlfriend that likes to do nothing but listen to music and nap hit me up